You Know You're Bizarre When.You...

1) Fall asleep at 10 p.m. and wake up at 5:19 a.m.
2) Can't find the DVD player remote, so no way to rewind College Road Trip
3) Have a constant craving for chicken wings and refer to yourself as the "Chicken Wing Monster"
4) Actually want to go to a baseball game on July 4th
5) Find yourself counseling other people, even when you're in the aftermath of a break-up
6) Have everyone constantly tell you that you sound much different on the phone (Really?)
7) Agree to play tennis
8) Tell a Rays player you find their 50 something year old team manager "cute"
9) Plan a Co-Ed Ladies' Night
10) Compile a list like this one